men need that shower fresh feeling, too.

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5 star-rated

so last night i was hanging out with the girls doing girly things and during one of the breaks from having pillow fights in our underwear, we jumped on the internet to find funny stuff to watch or read.
i showed them one of my favorite websites called "i used to believe"; it's all about things we used to believe as kids and how we perceived life and, to my surprise, i found a post i did a long time ago.

check it out for yourself - what i used to believe about condoms.
i'm 9th from the top.

i'm glad people find my youthful imagination amusing.

Why the fuck don't people use condoms?!

In this day and age, I ask, why - WHY?! - do people not use condoms?

There is so much nastiness floating around out there, but folks are just exchanging fluids like shit don't matter.

This is the third - THIRD! - time a guy was all about sex sans condom.
I will admit, the first two were pals so it could have been they thought the fact we'd known each other for a while was good enough to enter without armor, but that shit ain't happening with me.

No condom, no pussy.

Plain and simple.

I find it extremely disgusting when people don't use condoms. For the love of pete, respect your body enough to not let just anyone enter or enter just anyone skin to skin. What does this say about these folks? Does it say anything at all? I want to say to each his/her own, and it's his/her body to do whatever he/she pleases, but I can't help but feel bothered by it.

Folks walk around with the idea that no one who has an STD will have sex without a condom, but how do you think they got that STD. Most people don't even know they have an STD, because only one-third of physicians in the U.S. routinely screen their patients for STD's and most people don't have symptoms or ignore what's going on in their bodies.
Don't get me wrong - it's true that sex feels much better without a condom, I'm not denying that fact.
And I'm not saying condoms are a must for every situation; if you're in a dating dance where both people have been tested, and not sleeping with anyone else, then go fucking at it. Please.
But if you're just screwing to screw, then not using a condom can really get you screwed.

So, for the love of pete, please, use a condom.

The really thin kind.

With the ribs.

:)

what i've been doing since january

for the most part...
this doesn't count the 3 books i didn't buy and all the papers i didn't print.

good times.

you know how i know

i'm finally home?


i let the shower run free as i listen to the sound of my christening and see the steam from the heat simmer into my apartment and welcome me as dance in the idea for at least 30 minutes before actually stepping in.

this bitch is tight

I was going to write something beautiful and elicit...yes, that does exist...but I don't remember what it was. It's 3 in the morning. I just got home from getting drunk with boys who wanted to know the philosophical reason boys like dominating girls and I came back with the question as to why girls want to dominate boys - because, with the right amount of trust, nothing else can even come close to true splendor. My thoughts are clouded with smoke and whiskey - also known as sex. At the moment, my mind is completely preoccupied with penis. That sounds ridiculously vulgar to say to a vast void of people I don't know, but oh my god is it true. This third adolescence has picked the wrong city to control me in. It makes complete sense to me now as to why I was annoyingly happy the first time I lived here - I had the gift of orgasm every day. And not merely the oral sex orgasm, even though that is one of the best treatments received (jesus christ!) but the you're-inside-of-me-and-I'm-fucking-you orgasm. I was never stressed. I was high and satisfied. I felt wet from birth.

God, am I thirsty.

i hate sweating

when it doesn't involve sex...or exercise...same thing.


that is all.

side by side never felt so good

Did I see a moment with you
In a half lit world
I'm frightened to believe
But I must try
If I stumble if I fall
I'm reaching out in this mourning air.

Have I got the strength to ask
Beyond the window
I feel this fear alone
Until we have
Total honesty
If I tremble or fall
I'm reaching out in this mourning air, ohh

Should I feel a moment with you
To softly whisper
I crave nothing else so much
Longing to reveal
Total honesty
I can feel your touch
I'm reaching out in this mourning air, ohh.

I'm reaching out in this mourning air, ohh.

-portishead